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FACTS ABOUT NARROW STANCE SYNDROME (NSS)
  • An estimated 12 million people (mostly men) suffer from NSS or Narrow Stance Syndrome and the numbers are growing.
  • People from all walks of life have SNN: State elected officials, Congressional leaders, Senators, Statesmen and yes... some normal folks, have the common symptoms of NSS.
  • A new medical breakthrough recently approved by Congress (WIDE-AGRA) is the first sign of hope for NSS sufferers.
  • Early results and testimonials have been pouring in, far and wide. (read below)
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SYMPTOMS OF NARROW STANCE SYNDROME (NSS)
  • A general fear of murky men's rooms at public places (Airports etc)
  • Prefer finding dates at eHarmony or a local bar over bathroom stalls.
  • A reluctancy to reach into a neighboring bathroom stall if you are in need of more toilet tissue.
  • Difficulty tapping toes while relieving oneself.
  • And of course, your legs are located directly under your torso most of the time.
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NON-MEDICAL REMEDIES FOR NARROW STANCE SYNDROME (NSS)
  • Certain Pilates Ball Exercises.
  • Frequent camel back riding.
  • Hopscotch.
  • Square dancing at the IAGSDC.
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ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF "WIDE-AGRA" IS RIGHT FOR YOU. (Prescription required)



Non-paid Testimonials from A Wide Range of Happy Users


As an attorney, people used to look at me funny,
but not since I started taking WIDE-AGRA

I've also found I can go without wearing a belt, in house or out house. It's great. I've gone from wire tapping to toe tapping in only 30 days. I recommend WIDE-AGRA to everyone whether you are a general attorney or an attorney general. --A.G.




Most people don't know I'm a ballet dancer.
I started taking WIDE-AGRA because my knees
kept knocking together.

It's amazing the results I've experienced. It's even starting me thinking... I might get into tap dancing. --C.R.




After WIDE-AGRA
I'm turning over a new page!

I've been sending IMs and emails to everyone since I started on WIDE-AGRA. Wow it's really hot! After you start WIDE-AGRA send me an email pic of you as well. -- M.F (maf54)




I do optical illusions with my camera.
Before WIDE-AGRA, shots like this were impossible

That's my friend Bob hanging out behind me on our last vacation excursion. I know it looks like he's dangling beneath my crotch, but it's an optical illusion. Hehehe. VIVA WIDE-AGRA. I bet I could bribe anybody with a bottle of this stuff. -- J.A.



I'm a scooter enthusiast.
WIDE-AGRA takes riding my scooter
to a whole new level...

I'm can mount my scooter in like a Washington minute now. A quick leak and I'm off. All my buddies are amazed when they see me fly by. Evil Karl-nievel eat your heart out! -- L.S.L



I prayed that something like WIDE-AGRA
would be discovered...

After 60 days of WIDE-AGRA and daily meditation, I feeling wide-eyed and bushy tailed. I keep mine in the freezer and pop them like bon-bons. --W.J.





I have widening concerns about this stuff.

Can it be taken on airplanes? Is is cheaper in Canada? Will they smuggle it up from Mexico? Or heaven forbid they start hiding it in aluminum tubes in Nigeria. For me the jury's still out but I've been watching my gal Condi from behind and the results seem promising. Regardless of the circumstance, if any lawyer tries to ban this stuff, I've got a barrel of buckshot waiting. --D.C.




If you stay the course
WIDE-AGRA really works.

Don't expect people to come out waving white flags the day you start, but if you stick with it, it really works. I used to spend hours straddling my big balls as I did my Pilates exercises, but nothing worked until I got WIDE-AGRA. As a recent retiree, this gives me a wide range of new activities to pursue. --D.R.



They don't call me "The Hammer" for nothing.
Get WIDE-AGRA today... don't delay!

As compared to most other stuff WIDE-AGRA has the majority whipped. My former buddy, Jack, gave me a hit of this stuff along with some gifts, cash, and several golfing trips. I was hooked immediately. I've even got the kids in my YMCA wrestling class taking the stuff. -- T.D.



WIDE-AGRA has allowed me to see things
from a completely new perspective.

Whole new vistas have opened up before my eyes. Yes, it's been hard work, lots of deciding, and a long line of evildoers I've had to smoke out of holes. But now that major combat operations have ended, WIDE-AGRA has allowed me to see, first hand, what a successful pull out would look like. Like I always say, "Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!" -- G.B.



Scooter Scooter

Our Customers Vote With There Feet

Order WIDE-AGRA today and you'll be entered in our Congressional Porta-Scooter contest. It's like an airport stall on wheels! Fun on the go! Based on original blueprints found at Senator Larry Craig's Idaho farm, this wide-ass scooter's got traction where you want it. No speedometer, so you can go as fast as you like. Best of all... it runs on natural gas.

Ask your doctor if WIDE-AGRA is for right for you.


CALL 1-800-WIDE-AGRA Today!





Important safety information

WIDE-AGRA is prescribed to treat NARROW STANCE SYNDROME (NSS).

If you take any medicines that have herbs in them (like chamomile, passion flower, or slippery elm) —every day or even once in a while— you should NOT take WIDE-AGRA.

Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage bathroom activities. If you experience foot pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during toe tapping, seek immediate medical help.

The most common side effects of WIDE-AGRA are headache, facial flushing, and excessive toe tapping. Less commonly, bluish vision, blurred vision, or sensitivity to the disinfectant urinal blocks commonly found in mens urinals.

In rare instances, men taking WIDE-AGRA have exhibited unusual voting patterns. If you discover you've voted democratic for 4 years in a row, stop taking WIDE-AGRA immediately and call a doctor right away.

Although wide-stance paralyzation lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely with WIDE-AGRA treatments and other drugs in this class, to avoid long-term involuntary marital unions of the 3rd kind, it is important to seek immediate medical help.

If you are older than age 65, or have serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest dose (25 mg) of WIDE-AGRA. If you are taking protease inhibitors, such as for the treatment of HIV, your doctor may recommend a 25-mg dose and may limit you to a maximum single dose of 25 mg of WIDE-AGRA in a 48-hour period.

If you have x-wife problems or stiletto heel fixation for which you take medicines, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of WIDE-AGRA.

Remember to protect yourself and your partner from fist fights, barroom brawls and any person that claims to be best friends with O.J. Simpson.

WIDE-AGRA is one of many options for treating NSS that you and your doctor can consider. If you are not sure if WIDE-AGRA is right for you, many have found guidance using a Ouija board. For independent advice, post your name and phone number in black felt tip on the inside stall door at any busy airport.

WIDE-AGRA in not covered by most insurance plans.

WIDE-AGRA is available in (25-mg, 50-mg, 100-mg) tablets.

WIDE-AGRA testimonials are unsolicited. No cash, drugs, vacations, contributions, donations or bribes have been made in obtaining users testimonials.

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